Not the Life

of

Sir Roger Bloxam


CHAPTER SUPPOSE WE SAY FORTY-FOUR: Knobsworthy Bottoms.
CHAPTER ONE: The Love of a Pure Girl; the Quarrel; and the Mystery.
CHAPTER THREE: In Which the Reader is Introduced to the Hero.
CHAPTER FOUR: The Shadow of Tragedy.
CHAPTER SEVEN: Before the Beginning of Years.
CHAPTER EIGHT: The Dawn of a Brighter Day.
CHAPTER NINE: Alas! Poor Yorick!.
CHAPTER TEN: The Murder in Greencroft Gardens.
CHAPTER SIX HUNDRED AND SEVENTY-EIGHT: Kissed At Last.
CHAPTER ELEVEN: Of Publishers: With an African Fable.
CHAPTER TWELVE: Horrific and Grotesque Corollary of the Foregoing Argument, Presented as an Epicene Paradox.
CHAPTER THIRTEEN: Of the Quality of the Ancestry of Sir Roger Bloxam; His
Forebears, of their Chastity, Decency, Fidelity, Sobriety, and Many Other Virtues.
CHAPTER FOURTEEN: How Sir Roger Got His Nick-Name.
CHAPTER FIFTEEN: Of the Logos That Spake Never, and of His Witnesses.
CHAPTER SIXTEEN: Silence -- To Take the Sound of the Last Capitulum Out of the Ears.
CHAPTER SEVENTEEN: Of the Monologue Between Sir Roger and the Mysterious Monk.
CHAPTER EIGHTEEN: Of a Ladye Mine, and of the Dream She Had.
CHAPTER NINETEEN: Of the Combat Between Sir Roger Bloxam and Cardinal Mentula.
CHAPTER TWENTY: Of the Household Cavalry of the King of Sweden and Norway, What Came to its Best Regiment.
CHAPTER TWENTY-ONE: Contains What I Meant to Write in Chapter Twenty. Or Nearly.
CHAPTER TWENTY-TWO: Does get to the Household Cavalry at last.
CHAPTER TWENTY-THREE: A Plenary, Veracious, and Meticulously Scrupulous Account of What Happened to the Best Regiment of the Household Cavalry of the King of Sweden and Norway: Calculated to 33 Places of Decimals, by the Method of Hard Indurated Hunterian Logarithms.
CHAPTER TWENTY-FOUR: Relapse of a Promising Young Novel into a Jolly DevilMay-Care Book.
CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE: How Sir Roger Comported Himself in the Debate with the C.U.N.T.S.
CHAPTER CXXVI: Sir Roger Goes to Switzerland.
CHAPTER TWENTY-SEVEN: Sir Roger Really Does Go to Switzerland.
CHAPTER TWENTY-EIGHT: Nothing Particular Happens to Sir Roger Bloxam in Switzerland; So Why Worry?
CHAPTER TWENTY-NINE: Sir Roger Bloxam at Cambridge, Amsterdam, and Birmingham. An Adventure of Porphyria Poppoea. This Time We Mean Business.
CHAPTER THIRTY: A Short Chapter and a Gay One.
CHAPTER THIRTY-ONE: An Interlude with Certain Critics.
CHAPTER THIRTY-TWO: Apologia Pro Novellissimo Suo.
CHAPTER THIRTY-THREE: Of Kitty Williams, Her Loves Pastoral, Paidoparthenical, and Extraterminumuniversitatiduomillera-diodemagnaesanctaemariaecclesiastical.
CHAPTER THIRTY-FOUR: A Word on Pantomorphopsychonoso-philosophy, including Arthur Machen.
CHAPTER THIRTY-FIVE: The Runic Plasm.
CHAPTER THIRTY-SIX: Of the Early Opinions of Sir Roger Bloxam Concerning the Immortality of the Soul.
CHAPTER THIRTY-SEVEN: Of Frou-Frou, and Frisson, and Death.
CHAPTER THIRTY-EIGHT: How Sir Roger Bloxam Bethought Him of Choosing a Career.
CHAPTER THIRTY-NINE: Facts About the White Slave Traffic. 1917 A.D.
CHAPTER FORTY: Of Sir Roger Bloxam's Second Choice of Career.
CHAPTER FORTY-ONE: How Sir Roger Bloxam Repudiated a Naval Career.
CHAPTER FORTY-TWO: Sir Roger's Objections to the Study of Law.
CHAPTER FORTY-THREE: The Omnific and Grandiose Intermezzo of the Whistling Coon.
CHAPTER FORTY-FOUR: Vive l'Entente Cordiale!
CHAPTER MI: "Washed in the Blood of the Lamb''.
CHAPTER MII: Of How Sir Roger Bloxam Met Mr. Hank Farris.
CHAPTER MIII: Of the Despair of Sir Roger Bloxam Anent his Career; and of the Appeal that He Made to the Cardinal.
CHAPTER MIV: Of the Despair of the Novelissimist; Anent His Career; and of the Appeal that He Made.
CHAPTER MV: Heroic Resolution of the Novelissimist.
CHAPTER MVI: Of the Halt Caused by the Absence of a Novelissimatrix; and How the Lord Took Pity Upon the Innocence of Father Brown.
CHAPTER MVII: Reflexions upon Free Will and Destiny: Calculated to Elucidate the Complex of the Career of Sir Roger Bloxam.
CHAPTER MVIII: Of the Vicissitudes of Novellissimaking, an Example.
CHAPTER MIX: Of Canals.
CHAPTER MX: Of Things Human and Divine; Being Other Epigrams Laboriously and Pertinently Constructed by Sir Roger Bloxam, in the Very Primrose and Wood Anemone of His Youth.

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